Sponge bath it is.
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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