we're chasing vodka with high fives
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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