TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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