took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
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