Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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