Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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