She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
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