i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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