He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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