Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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