# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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