bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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