After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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