i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
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