bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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