I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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