just come out here and I will go home with you...
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
He has the fingertips of a God
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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