ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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