I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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