Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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