Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
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