my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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