Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
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