ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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