I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Randomize
