i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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