do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
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