return my video game
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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