thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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