What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
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