My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
Randomize
