i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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