My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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