found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
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