Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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