I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
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