Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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