I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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