did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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