I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
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