i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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