I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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