I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
Randomize
