You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
so let's talk penis.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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