I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
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