Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Im part way to drunk.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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