bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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