okay pat passed out under dana's car
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
you never un-have a 4some
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
