Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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