After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
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