I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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