Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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