tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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