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Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
Randomize