I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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