so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
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